Ye Olde Fortress 'O Fuckery.
I just felt baws.

I just felt baws.

Whats Australia like?
Anonymous

I dunno mate, ask it.

come back :(
Anonymous

I have none. All apologies.

Ur cyoote r u single? Sex sumtyme? 💋
Anonymous

I’m already panty-less. Cum on over.

luvlostngained:

How our actual conversations go.

Prick.

luvlostngained:

How our actual conversations go.

Prick.

I love you more than anything. ❤️

I love you more than anything. ❤️

You and your gf are adorable! So it is legit love then?
Anonymous

We’ve already concocted a distinct plan for our life together. The next step is making her my wife.

This time 6 months ago, I gave myself to you utterly and completely. 

Happy anniversary, love of my life. ❤️

This time 6 months ago, I gave myself to you utterly and completely.

Happy anniversary, love of my life. ❤️

I can’t wait for the day I propose to my girlfriend.

Mate, I’m up against the wall. (Literally)

Mate, I’m up against the wall. (Literally)

Don’t you ever say I just walked away, I will always


offer you nachos.

Being admitted into medical school, raising children to be fine, model citizens and scaling mountains of morbidly high elevations are amongst the abundant range of people’s life achievements. I just drove on a high speed motorway, manoeuvred the steering wheel with one hand whilst eating nachos with the other and managed to get home completely physically intact.

I think it’s safe to say I’ve hit a crucial milestone in my life.

Yeah ok.

Yeah ok.

Mexican food was at the forefront of my mind.

Mexican food was at the forefront of my mind.