Oh my Lorde. My va…. Ovaries. luvlostngained get on it.
this is a forever reblog.
This made my day. Seriosly.
@snotzmcfee I have a new favorite - guess what’s happening when your girl comes to Australia?
This woman leaves me utterly speechless. How such flawless beauty exists baffles me, but she is mine, and she will always be.
Sleeping with your presence around is the the only way I feel rested the next day. I don’t care in what form, the fact that it only takes me two minutes to pass out, you are my safe place. It’s almost been six months and I’m losing my mind being away from you. I need my safe place.
We’re nearly there, baby girl. ❤️💋
Hey, my darling keyboard warrior, you know what I find amusing?
A) that I know your IP address and know who you are
B) that you think hiding behind the veil of anonymity does you any justice
C) that you are a moron
D) that you are a moron
E) that you are a moron
F) that you are a moron
G) all of the above.
Much love, sugar puff.
OH MY OVARIES. heysistagirlfran you made my night. 😂💀snotzmcfee 🌝
this is still the best story ever told at a talk show
The last part fucking kills me 😂😂
RIP Tommy Ramone (January 29, 1952 - July 11, 2014)
- Photo credit: The Ramones, Armadillo World Headquarters, photo by Ken Hoge 1978
I think a good exorcism is required for those who support or like those Kardashian demons in any way.
The thing that pisses me off more than anything is when a person is in a relationship with someone they theoretically “love more than anything”, yet this same person has tendencies to openly check out others. You’re a fucking douchebag. I don’t care how fluid human sexuality is and I don’t care how “natural” you think it is. If you’re not doing all you can to make your partner feel like they’re the most significant person in the world, you don’t deserve them.
Everyone my age is investing in their first apartment whereas I’m continuously investing in Ben and Jerry’s and that’s totally ok because Ben and fucking Jerry’s.
R.I.P Jim Morrison.