Ye Olde Fortress 'O Fuckery.
Lest We Forget. Love and the utmost respect for all our servicemen and women who represented Australia and New Zealand in the MEF in WW1.

Lest We Forget. Love and the utmost respect for all our servicemen and women who represented Australia and New Zealand in the MEF in WW1.

Whenever I begin to think that I’m a worthless sack of iguana fecal matter, I look at this personal concoction and my line of thought then shifts to “JULIA CHILD, COME AT ME BRO.”

Whenever I begin to think that I’m a worthless sack of iguana fecal matter, I look at this personal concoction and my line of thought then shifts to “JULIA CHILD, COME AT ME BRO.”

Standard pre-church selfie.

Standard pre-church selfie.

I just felt baws.

I just felt baws.

Whats Australia like?
Anonymous

I dunno mate, ask it.

come back :(
Anonymous

I have none. All apologies.

Ur cyoote r u single? Sex sumtyme? 💋
Anonymous

I’m already panty-less. Cum on over.

luvlostngained:

How our actual conversations go.

Prick.

luvlostngained:

How our actual conversations go.

Prick.

I love you more than anything. ❤️

I love you more than anything. ❤️

You and your gf are adorable! So it is legit love then?
Anonymous

We’ve already concocted a distinct plan for our life together. The next step is making her my wife.

This time 6 months ago, I gave myself to you utterly and completely. 

Happy anniversary, love of my life. ❤️

This time 6 months ago, I gave myself to you utterly and completely.

Happy anniversary, love of my life. ❤️

I can’t wait for the day I propose to my girlfriend.

Mate, I’m up against the wall. (Literally)

Mate, I’m up against the wall. (Literally)

Don’t you ever say I just walked away, I will always


offer you nachos.