Ye Olde Fortress 'O Fuckery.

heysistagirlfran:

lisedandersen:

veganvibez:

housewifeswag:

this is a forever reblog.

yes.

This made my day. Seriosly.

Oh.

@snotzmcfee I have a new favorite - guess what’s happening when your girl comes to Australia?

Oh my Lorde. My va…. Ovaries. luvlostngained get on it.
This woman leaves me utterly speechless. How such flawless beauty exists baffles me, but she is mine, and she will always be.

This woman leaves me utterly speechless. How such flawless beauty exists baffles me, but she is mine, and she will always be.

luvlostngained:

Sleeping with your presence around is the the only way I feel rested the next day. I don’t care in what form, the fact that it only takes me two minutes to pass out, you are my safe place. It’s almost been six months and I’m losing my mind being away from you. I need my safe place.

We’re nearly there, baby girl. ❤️💋

"The thing that pisses me off more than anything is when a person is in a relationship with someone they theoretically “love more than anything”You’re a fucking douchebag. I don’t care how fluid human sexuality is and I don’t care how “natural” you think it is. If you’re not doing all you can to make your partner feel like they’re the most significant person in the world, you don’t deserve them." - I honestly find this amusing considering you cheated on your ex how many times?
Anonymous

Hey, my darling keyboard warrior, you know what I find amusing?
A) that I know your IP address and know who you are
B) that you think hiding behind the veil of anonymity does you any justice
C) that you are a moron
D) that you are a moron
E) that you are a moron
F) that you are a moron
G) all of the above.

Much love, sugar puff.

Beautiful goal. Congrats Germany! 🇩🇪

Beautiful goal. Congrats Germany! 🇩🇪

heysistagirlfran:

barriz99:

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

The last part fucking kills me 😂😂

snotzmcfee 🌝
OH MY OVARIES. heysistagirlfran you made my night. 😂💀
zombiesenelghetto:

RIP Tommy Ramone (January 29, 1952 - July 11, 2014)
Photo credit: The Ramones, Armadillo World Headquarters, photo by Ken Hoge 1978

zombiesenelghetto:

RIP Tommy Ramone (January 29, 1952 - July 11, 2014)

  • Photo credit: The Ramones, Armadillo World Headquarters, photo by Ken Hoge 1978

I think a good exorcism is required for those who support or like those Kardashian demons in any way.

The thing that pisses me off more than anything is when a person is in a relationship with someone they theoretically “love more than anything”, yet this same person has tendencies to openly check out others. You’re a fucking douchebag. I don’t care how fluid human sexuality is and I don’t care how “natural” you think it is. If you’re not doing all you can to make your partner feel like they’re the most significant person in the world, you don’t deserve them.

Everyone my age is investing in their first apartment whereas I’m continuously investing in Ben and Jerry’s and that’s totally ok because Ben and fucking Jerry’s.

comfortably-rock:

R.I.P Jim Morrison.
07/03/1971

comfortably-rock:

R.I.P Jim Morrison.
07/03/1971

Speechless. 💀

Speechless. 💀

Happy 9 months to the absolute love of my life. With every passing day, this extraordinarily beautiful relationship we have created reaches unimaginable heights. I love you with every fibre of my being, forever and always.❤️

Happy 9 months to the absolute love of my life. With every passing day, this extraordinarily beautiful relationship we have created reaches unimaginable heights. I love you with every fibre of my being, forever and always.

❤️